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You cant keep a good Suid Afrikaner down!

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You cant keep a good Suid Afrikaner down!

Post by Migs on 29.10.08 9:52

George Bush was sitting in his office wondering who to invade next when his telephone rang.

"Howzit George!", a broken English voice said. "This is Koos here from

the Doringboom Bar in Welkom , South Africa . I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you boet!"

"Well, Koos," George replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"

"Right now," said Koos, after a moment's calculation, "there are myself, my cousin Jan, my next door neighbour Lang Hannes, and the entire darts team from the pub. That makes eight!"

George paused. "I must tell you, Koos, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Bliksem!", said Koos. "I'll have to ring you back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Koos called again.

"George, my china, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be, Koos?" George asked.

"Well, we have 4 Hilux double cabs, two kombis, a bulldozer, and Vet Gert's John Deere.

George sighed. "I must tell you, Koos, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1,5 million since we last spoke."

"Liewe Hel!" said Koos. "I'll have to get back to you."

Sure enough, Koos rang again the next day.

"George, ou swaer, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We've modified Doepie's micro-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four okes from the Virginia hengelklub have joined us as well!"

George was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Koos, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Goeie vrek!", said Koos, "I'll have to ring you back."

Sure enough, Koos called again the next day. "Jis, jis, jis George! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to unfortunately call off the war."

"I'm sorry to hear that," said George. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

"Well," said Koos, "we've all had a long chat over some dops & a lekker braaivleis, and we decided there's just no way we can feed two million prisoners of war."
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Re: You cant keep a good Suid Afrikaner down!

Post by Jansen543 on 29.10.08 10:34

Hahahahaha good one Smile

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Re: You cant keep a good Suid Afrikaner down!

Post by Morphza on 29.10.08 11:27

WAAHAHAHAHAA....

Bring on the US... we will crush them... Smile

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Re: You cant keep a good Suid Afrikaner down!

Post by DP3050 on 30.10.08 8:56

lol!

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Re: You cant keep a good Suid Afrikaner down!

Post by Slaksous on 01.11.08 10:21

LMAO, nice one
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