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Post by Morphza on 09.10.08 16:15

The Italian says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body
with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her
scream non stop for five minutes."

The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body
with special aphrodisiac oil, and then we made passionate love. I made
her scream for fifteen minutes straight."

The Indian says: That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all
over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with
the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long
hours."
The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours, phenomenal!
How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?" ...

The Indian: "I wiped my hands on the curtains."
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Re: Oil and All

Post by Deckard717 on 09.10.08 21:03

lol!
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Re: Oil and All

Post by FeVeR on 09.10.08 22:20

lol!

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Re: Oil and All

Post by Smaugaroo on 10.10.08 8:25

lol!
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Re: Oil and All

Post by -=CTK=-Playburn on 10.10.08 8:49

Nice one cheers
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