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Post by -=CTK=-Playburn on 09.10.08 10:03

 




> 2.
What's the best form of birth control after 50?
> Nudity

>
3. What's the difference between a girlfriend
and a wife?
> 45 kilos.

>
4. What's the difference between a
boyfriend and a husband?
> 45 minutes.

>
5. What's the fastest way to a man's
heart?
> Through his chest with a sharp knife.

>
7. Why do men want to marry virgins?
> They can't stand criticism.

>
10. What makes men chase women they have no
intention of Marrying?
> The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention Of
> driving..

>
13. Which sexual position produces the
ugliest children?
> Ask your Mum.

> 18. How do you know when you're really
ugly?
> Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.

>
19. How do you know when you're leading a
sad life?
> When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Lets just be friends."

>
20. What does a 75 year old woman have
between her breasts?
> Her navel.

>
22. Why did God create alcohol?
> So ugly people could have sex too.

>
24. What three two-letter words mean
small?
> "Is It In?"

> 26. Did
you hear about the Chinese couple who had a retarded Baby?
> They named him Sum Ting Wong.

>
30. Why do men find it difficult to make
eye contact?
> Breasts don't have eyes.

>
34. Why aren't there any Darkies on Star
Trek?
> Because they're not going to work in the future either.
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