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Post by Will1970 on 08.10.08 14:32

Short Dirty Jokes
Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!

Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen?
A. It's arse!

Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
A. They both have the ability to misfire.

Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A. Because their plugged into a genius!

Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?
A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette.

Q. Why dont blind men skydive?
A. Because it scares the shit out of the dog

Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Mega-saur-ass

Q. Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ?
A. 3 Stone !

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Re: Short Dirty Jokes

Post by -=CTK=-Playburn on 09.10.08 9:59

A girl bought her boyfriend a present for his birthday.





He opened it and said. "What the hell would I want
with a rocket?"











She said "You wanted space...now f*ck off!"
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Post by DP3050 on 09.10.08 10:37

lol!

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Post by Migs on 09.10.08 11:52

lol! lol!
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