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Post by Deckard717 on 03.10.08 14:27

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The farmer said, 'I want to get one of
them dayvorces.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40
acres'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.'
The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?'
The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?'
The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?' The farmer said,
'No, we both get up at 4:30 .'

By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question .

The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?'
The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's
why I wants a dayvorce....
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Post by Migs on 03.10.08 15:30

ROLF, afro
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Post by Morphza on 03.10.08 15:56

only in america...

Those deep south boys are rather dodgey!
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Post by Smaugaroo on 04.10.08 19:53

Another good one!! lol!
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Post by DP3050 on 06.10.08 7:22

lol!

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