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Post by Deckard717 on 03.10.08 14:15

The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
The bad news is that it will require castration.

You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to
press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a
headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to
live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left
the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20
years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of
himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt
like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a
new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A
new suit.'

He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.'

The elderly tailor eye d him briefly and said, 'Let's see... size
44 long.'

Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said

Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How
about a new shirt?'

Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'

The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2

Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years.'

Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How
about some new underwear?'

Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'

The salesman said, 'Let's see... size 36.

Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18
years old.'

The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34
would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and
give you one hell of a headache.'

New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS
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Re: 2nd Opinion

Post by Migs on 03.10.08 15:28

Good one! lol!

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Post by Morphza on 03.10.08 15:55

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Post by Smaugaroo on 04.10.08 19:51

Top stuff!! lol!
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