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Post by Deckard717 on 11.09.08 11:49

The Epol Diet

I was buying a large bag of Epol dog food at Pick 'n Pay and standing in a queue at the check-out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her no, I was starting the Epol Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in hospital last time, but that I'd lost 22 kilos before I awoke in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that all you do is load your pockets with Epol nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. And I told her that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that by now, practically everyone in the queue was enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in hospital in that condition because I'd been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid cow... why else would I buy dog food?
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Post by Cornolio69 on 11.09.08 11:54

lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Post by Morphza on 11.09.08 12:43

affraid - I gotta try that one day...

(No... not the diet... the story :P)
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Post by Jansen543 on 11.09.08 14:57

Whahahahahahahahahaha

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